Monday, March 28, 2011

CANSECO NEWS ALERT:
Jose Fails To Pass Jose's Twin Brother Off As Jose


Former slugger Jose Canseco skips boxing match, sends twin brother to Hard Rock event

Highlights:

Some 30 minutes before his bout against Billy Padden at the Passion nightclub at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, it was discovered that the Canseco who was in South Florida ready to fight was not the same guy who hit 462 homeruns in the Major Leagues.
Damon Feldman, promoter of the celebrity boxing program, which also includes female boxing, had tell about 400 fans who had paid their tickets that there would not be a fight.
“We discovered the Canseco who showed up was Ozzie when he took off his shirt and didn’t have José’s tattoos on the biceps that appear in our advertising,” a Celebrity Boxing representative told El Nuevo Herald. The man said he did not want to be identified.
José Canseco did not respond to telephone calls.  
Also:
“We made him a transfer of $5,000 when we agreed on the fight,” the source said. “Hours before the fight Saturday, we issued a check for the remaining $5,000 in the name of José Canseco, and we delivered it to whom we thought was José Canseco. He declined it and asked that the check be made out to cash, which we did.
 Note to Jose: do not try this in Syracuse.

2 comments:

Hong Man Choi said...

note to superfranstein:
dump the cansecos

Mustang said...

Jose was a member of the World Champion 2000 Yankees. He will always be relevant.