Nine best offers Kevin Millwood is currently considering

1. Role of General Custer in annual Battle of Bighorn Recreation.

2. Vice-Presidential running mate for Donald Trump.

3. Cleanup crew on Fukushima nuke plant in Japan.

4. Stand-in double for Moammar Gaddafi.

5. Backup singer for Jonas Brothers.

6. Booking agent for Charlie Sheen.

7. New commander-in-chief of al Qaeda

8. Underground fist-fighting circuit in Thailand.

9. Mets starting rotation.