A Message From Eddie Lawrence, The Old Philosopher

Hiya folks.
Ya say ya got swept by the sox this week?
Ya say its been months and your pitchers ain't home from the DL list yet?
Ya say your short stop went out for his 3000th hit last week - and he's still
7 hits short
Ya say your farm system is lacking in prospects 'cause even though you have all that money no one seems to know how to recognize and develop talent?
Is that whats troubling ya, fellow?
Well, lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity and stick-to-it-ness and ya show the world, ya show the world where to get off.
You'll never give up, never give up, never give up...that ship........ as long as you can play teams like Cleveland!