Open Letter to Ron Washington: On behalf of the Yankees, thank you for snubbing CC Sabathia on the All-Star game

Dear Madam or Sir,

I know you're busy, instructing players on how not to toss balls so fans tumble out of the upper decks trying to catch them, but during your latest congratulatory session for being lucky enough to be placed in the AL West, please accept our gratitude for your recent choice in the All-Star game.

In your first All-Star selections, you left out CC Sabathia.

Well played, Sir. Well played.