Monday, July 25, 2011

Jorge Blaming Batting Woes On Laura's Bizarre Ritual Practices

In a move similar to the one that Marc Anthony is invoking against J-Lo, Jorge Posada is blaming his batting woes on his wife's ritual sacrifice of old crow bobbleheads.
J Lo's dirtbag ex husband is now saying that Lopez practiced santeria with him. He says "we participated in sacrifices of chickens and hens".  He claims that in an effort to save their marriage, Jenn was cleansed with the blood of a hen. This coming from the same guy who is threatening to release a sex tape when there is actually no sex in the tape.

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