Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Key to Tonight's Chess Match:

Attention Mr. Girardi:

You must play Jorge at first base in both games.

He is our best shot at killing off potential Yankee rallies, by hitting into double plays.

These could be the two most critical games of the season.

We have to lose them both.

Jorge can help.

Hell, he is the key to our success.

He has earned it and we will love him for it.

1 comment:

Jimmy the Half Greek said...

Welcome back Alph. Where have you been? On location with Minka?