Writer's mouth contributes to orgasm

At mlb.com--Bud Selig's website--columnist Richard Justice pays tribute to:

• A "thoroughly honest" man of "essential decency" and "sensitivity on racial fairness issues."
• "One of the great storytellers on earth," blessed with "perfect comedic timing."
• A "large presence" who "does not meet many strangers. He likes people."
• A "friend" of "presidents, governors, ticket-takers, peanut vendors" "general managers, umpires, trainers, team doctors and players,"  who "spoke their language, had their trust."
• A  "sounding board" who "has counseled players regarding their marriages, children, girlfriends, alcohol consumption -- you name it."
• An "extraordinary success," "as competitive as any person you'll ever meet," whose "vision and ability to forge a consensus" makes him...
• "The greatest Commissioner of them all."

Last month, Justice examined Selig's new playoff expansion. After much reflection, he found it to be of "sheer brilliance."