It's time for new Yankee leadership, dammit!I'm tired of reading in the anti-Yankee mainstream media that our owners - or better put, "the dead owner's sons" - are apologizing for past Yankee policy: "We must cut payroll, we had to trade Jesus, forgive us for hurting the ball when we hit it so hard, blah-blah-blah."
We need an owner who will fight for the Yankees, not be pollydoodling with his yingyam every time a free agent hits the market, because he's afraid of taking a Gammonite nut-paragraph in the keister.
Johnny Damon called us, asking for help. We. Did. Nothing.
Jorge Posada needs a coaching job. We. Remain. Silent.
Now, AJ Burnett is nearly blind, all because we sent him - for nothing - to a place with antiquated hitting rules. We. Are. Guilty.
Are the Steinbrenner boys really the sons of George Steinbrenner? I have doubts.
I opposed the Alex Rodriguez bailout of 2006. Now, we're paying for it.
And we don't even return calls to Johnny Damon. For. Shame.
NO MORE APOLOGIES! NO MORE SHAME.
I am getting ready to call a posse. WHO'S WITH ME?
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What's next? Slut-shaming the Boss' widow? You really do amaze me, Duque. Leave that poor fatherless family alone.
If fans pay $1,500 for first-row seats, they should receive a sex video along with it.
We don't want to pay for management's behavior, but we also don't want sex videos if it features them!
we need more "this time last year" stuff. it's the best feature yet.
If they are going to keep the money we spend on tickets instead of spending it they should have to post videos of it on the interwebs.
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