666? A-Rod is - well - STILL within two home runs of SATAN.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Posted by Alphonso at 10:47 AM
The Yankees are back in first for the next 6 hours at least.
How to keep this powerhouse of .168 averages on top? Our normal rituals have topped out so I have done some research in the hopes of discovering greater Ju-Ju efficacy.
My proposition is to borrow a JU-JU ritual from the national soccer ( futbol ) team of the Ivory Coast.
Each Yankee fan must find a way to stay in the same hotel as the Yankees before any " crunch" game, take a bath treated with various potions and then make a wish in the ear of a pigeon.
Luckily, pigeons are abundant in all AL East cities.