Surefire Real Estate Slogans for Selling Yogi Berra's House

Buy this, and you don't have to drive home.

It aint mortgaged until it's mortgaged.

Everybody wants it. That's why we're selling it.

(Serious note - which I almost never do... 

Since the death of his wife Carmen, I suspect these have not been great times for Yogi. Now he's selling his house, which I'm sure holds a lifetime of wonderful memories. Let's hope he's doing OK. 

I would buy this house in a heartbeat and just sit in the living room, imagining the people who had come to visit...)