Monday, June 11, 2018

Soccalypse Now!

As has long been prophesied, the Soccalypse is upon us!

The New York Times kicked off its coverage of the 2018 World Cup with an entire special section on Saturday.

The weekend blitzkrieg of activity sent The Sport With No Hands whirling into the lead of our little competition for the first time in months. Vladimir Putin's little coup has paid off.

Of course, the way the Yankees are hitting, watching a Uruguay-Saudi Arabia match live from Nizhny Novogorod might be the better entertainment option.

Our new score:

Soccer 113, Yankees 110.


Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fortunately, I'll be free that day. Extra time should be exciting.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And there will be vuvuzelas! Did I mention the vuvuzelas?