2. A LONG FLY FROM SHOHEI! NOT A YANKEE GUY. WHY? WHY? WHY?
3. IT'S JUNIOR VLAD! AT US, HE'S STILL MAD!
4. MOOKIE BETTS! NEVER BE OURS, BUT CALL THE METS!
5. FREDDIE FREEMAN! TAKE A KNEE, MAN!
6. HEY, RONALD ACUNA? LOOK HERE, CUZ I'LL MOON YA!
7. JUAN SOTO, WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS, TOTO!
8. A WHACK FROM MUCHADO, CANCEL OUR BRAVADO!
9. MATT OLSON? GIMME A MOLSON!
10. RAFAEL DEVERS! MORE BAD YANKEE ENDEAVORS!
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And here's one you might hear with Cashman still in charge:
MIGGY HITS ONE TO THE DECK! HE'S BACK, FOR ONE MORE PAYCHECK!
Fun news:
Swisher has been a fixture in recent years at the Yankees’ player development complex in Tampa, where he has a home, and players love him for his energy, positivity and the time he invests in them. Minaya and Swisher figure to have key voices this offseason as the Yankees look to figure out how to fix what went wrong.
--Brendan Kuty, The Athletic
Be interesting to see how Ben Rice does in the minors this year, probably at Scranton. Pretty impressive in the lower levels. And a) he's a catcher, plus b) he also plays first.
Then again, he could be the second coming of Kevin Maas. The crapshoot of minor leaguers.
Pretty funny, Duque!
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