It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ This Little Piggy went to Chavez Ravine Edition

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Tuesday, October 22, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ This Little Piggy went to Chavez Ravine Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:28 AM

(and please don't run the bases like drunks during the World Series, OK?)

20 comments:

13bit said...: YOU RUN TO THE ROCK,
HIDE YOUR FACE, BUT THE ROCK CRIES
OUT YOUR HIDING PLACE

~ COURTESY OF SUN RA; October 22, 2024 at 12:00 PM
AboveAverage said...: Please thank SUN RA when you see him . . .; October 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Doug K. said...: Haikus can't help us.
Or clever limericks.
Just hits with RISP.

(See, the above isn't a haiku or a limerick. Or very good for that matter.); October 22, 2024 at 2:30 PM
13bit said...: WHAT THIS MAY LACK IN SKILL AND NUANCE, I HOPE IT MAKES UP FOR IN ANGST AND HEART

WE GOT L O B
LEFT ON BASE IS ALL WE’VE GOT
SUPERSTAR YANKEES; October 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Ceeja said...: STANT-AND Deliver
Saves the miserable jobs
Of undeserving; October 22, 2024 at 3:43 PM
acrilly said...: Dodge-her or Dodge-him,
So far to LA and back.
Maybe Boone gets lost.; October 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
acrilly said...: Mike is a new man.
His straight arm swing is murder
More home runs I wish.; October 22, 2024 at 4:04 PM
acrilly said...: Flopsy Vertigo,
Best nickname ever Hoss Clarke.
Jazz doesn’t need one.; October 22, 2024 at 4:07 PM
acrilly said...: Thurman and Reggie,
We could use some of their magic.
Charlie Hough ain’t here.; October 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
AboveAverage said...: Boone may be a loon
But now he’s here forever
Are you happy now?; October 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
13bit said...: Dark, but true, AA.

HAL AND CASH IN LOVE.
AND BOONE THE MAGNIFICENT.
WE ARE TRULY FUCKED.; October 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
AboveAverage said...: Darkness is my PAL; October 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Fuck HAL Steingrubber
He doesn't care about us
Loyal Yankees fans; October 22, 2024 at 7:20 PM
AboveAverage said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; October 22, 2024 at 8:37 PM
13bit said...: Dynasty my ass
Dinosaurs on Adderall
Closer to the truth.; October 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Dumpster at my house
For renovation not Cash
Looking for spare parts; October 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Rose's are red,sure,
but we are here because
We are the real fans; October 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
13bit said...: Wally Pipp is dead.
Lou Gehrig is also dead.
Hal is still an ass.; October 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
AboveAverage said...: Happiness and Joy
The Yankees might win it all
Then again they suck; October 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
AboveAverage said...: Soto is a Beast
Cash and Hal are what they are
Fill in the blanks please; October 23, 2024 at 12:59 AM

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