Monday, October 14, 2024

Starting tonight: It's the Carlos Rodon redemption series

Soon - like, hours from now - we shall know once and for all whether signing Carlos Rodon was a masterful idea.

Seemed cool at the time. He shaved. He wore a tie. All was groovy. Twenty eight million bucks per season, through 2028. Just for scraping his whiskers.

But after two years, everything remains unresolved.

And tonight, we'll know.

This is Rodon's chance to flick the last two seasons into the memory hole and launch a new Yankee reality. We'll forget the $28 million for each of the next four years. We'll ignore the ERA close to 4.00, the angry exchanges with fans. We'll even throw in his Game Two debacle against KC last week, when in a four-inning span he went from Sandy Koufax to Sandy Duncan. We'll forget everything. We'll move forward, figuring that he's a two-time All Star who could start three games in a seven-game series, if need be. Three solid outings from now, he could be a Yankee hero, the lynchpin of a world series team, something we haven't seen in 15 years. 

Sending Rodon out tonight is like that ad in the newspaper personals: "Come back, Carlos. You didn't fracture my skull, you merely broke my jaw. All is forgiven." We'll forget the DL lists. We'll forget Salvador Perez. We'll forget everything. All shall be forgiven.  

Tonight, Carlos Rodon can wipe clean his unfortunate Yankee slate. All we need are six zeros. Six scoreless innings, and we forget all the other crapola. Seems like a good deal, doesn't it? Almost as good as the one two winters ago. 

And tonight, we'll know.

21 comments:

BTR999 said...

Unfortunately, something much worse is more likely. Much more likely.

Dodgers were dominant last night.

JM said...

"Rodon raring to 'set the tone'"

And this is our greatest fear. That he does.

He marveled at Cole during his divisional-clinching performance, at his ability to restrain emotion until his day was done after seven. This is because Rodon is an immature baby hothead who has a hard time understanding how to do that. One home run, one key hit, and he falls apart.

He may be a major leaguer, but he's not an adult. What a waste of $162 million.

JM said...

Oh, and...the Giants offense sucks. Jones is not the QB they need. They need someone really good.

AboveAverage said...

Are you saying…(wait for it)…..that Carloss is another Man-Child?

13bit said...

That talk about the weather in the other two threads reminded me of the various stories I used to read about how Joe Willie Namath had secret wind socks located in Shea and how - allegedly - he could tell from the flight patterns of the planes which way the wind was blowing. My memory of Shea is that you didn't need a whole lot of external data to know where the wind was coming from, so it could just apocryphal tales. I have fond memories of freezing my ass off there, though, and watching him heave that ball downfield. I was that odd Yankees/Jets fan for most of my youth. Before Hal finally killed my inner child, the Jets routinely tortured it and, in fact, caused me to swear off football for the rest of my life. I sometimes wear a Saints hat, just to fuck up my friends.

ranger_lp said...

So let's start the conspiracy theory...Giants end up with worst record in league. Texas wins the NCAA National Championship. Arch Manning comes out for the draft...and with the First Pick in the 2025 draft, the New York Giants select...

JM said...

The Jets used to train at Hofstra U, my alma mater. Maybe they still do. Anyway, one autumn Saturday night, I was at the watering hole across from the main gate (Bill's Meadowbrook was the bar) and who's there but Joe Willie. He left very late with two girls. The next day he threw three or four interceptions and the Jets lost. Hey, priorities, you know?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, I rarely watch a full Giants game because I'm a Packers fan. But went to a sports dive with an old friend last night, watching the Mets and Giants on belly-to-belly screens.

I was baffled by:
—How rapidly the Giants' line gives way on pass plays.
—How constantly Jones tries to force the ball down the sideline to receivers who are obviously covered.
—How bad Jones' judgement was in putting up that jump ball near the Cincinnati goal line.

Hard to blame him too much as he seems to be scrambling just to get a pass off on every play. On the other hand, he doesn't seem to have any better ideas out there. He looked like a second-year pro, not one in his sixth season.

JM said...

Yes. Yes, I am saying that. And I don't mean the mid-70s album by Herbie Hancock.

JM said...

Someone else, thanks to their crack scouting and coaching staff.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And yeah, the Dodgers looked terrifying last night. If the Mets aren't going to win, we need them to at least extend the Bums.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Sportsnado off to a slow start. NYC teams only 1-2 after Day 1, and the men still have yet to win. We need a sweep today/tonight!

JM said...

At least the Liberty prevented another Lynx come-from-behind win.

13bit said...

I feel the same that you do about Rodon, JM. I don't trust the fucker.

JM said...

Cannot pitch in NYC. At this point, maybe not for anyone else, either.

Parson Tom said...

never forget. never forgive

TheWinWarblist said...

Maybe not have a psychotic break with reality after half an innings!!??

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

JM said...

Just Rodie being Rodie.

JM said...

https://cooking.nytimes.com/68861692-nyt-cooking/378285-canadian-thanksgiving-ideas

Recipes. Pretty much the only thing worth spit on the Times site these days. Okay, the link to the Athletic is good, too.

AboveAverage said...

it remains a great source for photo mining . . .

ranger_lp said...

Just hoping Rodent has a short leash...