Tuesday, February 18, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ Dem' Bows, Dem' Bows, Dem' Elbows, Edition!

Posted by AboveAverage at 10:51 AM




9 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Can't play without Arms

Can't play without Legs either

So Can't Run Can't Play

February 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Pocono Steve said...

Squats, deadlifts, BPs:
Stanton did too many so
now he can't do shit.

February 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

I interrupt this brilliant "flow" of haikus (get it, get it!) to give a much belated shout-out to the eminent Doug. Thanks for the kind words about the book—and thanks to ALL of you on that score. You guys are like...a stream of bat's piss! (I know you know the Python reference.)

February 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
AboveAverage said...

Come on now Hoss - give us a Haiku.....

February 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
AboveAverage said...

Haikus flow down stream
Gently melting ice and snow
Pee jokes make us laugh

February 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hinkey Haines said...

G. Stanton shouted,
I’m injured, therefore I am!
It hurts to pee, too.

February 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
13bit said...

I pee more slowly
Now, but I pee nonetheless.
Cashman drinks bat piss.

February 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
13bit said...

Cashman smokes bat shit
And memorizes dumb stats
While riding on Hal

February 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Canada woman
Loses hands for shark picture
Cash's new DH

February 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM

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