Friday, February 14, 2025

MLB All-Valentines-Day Team

1B   Pete Roses
2B   Cupid Childs
SS   Jake Flowers
3B   Candy Jim Taylor

LF   Barry Bon-Bonds
CF   Candy Maldonado
RF   Eros "Country" Slaughter

C    Gabby Heartnett

LHP   Slim Love, Vance Lovelace, Richard Lovelady
RHP   Ben Flowers, Bill Monbouquette, Vicente Amor

MGR   Bobby Valentine



22 comments:

13bit said...

What can I say, Alibi Ike, except "thank you." This piece is almost as good as a morning blowjob in the early 1990s.

Alibi Ike said...

Wait...That was YOU??

13bit said...

I guess enough time has passed to be honest...but I learned everything I know from Brian...

acrilly said...

Does former Tigers OF Rusty Kuntz make the All-V Day team?

BTR999 said...

Pete LaCock would like a word. Or something.

AboveAverage said...

Darryl Strawberry…..

Alibi Ike said...

Some of you will have to wait for the All-Cinemax Team.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I would add Red Ruffing as an RHP and Red Scoendienst, the guy who injured the great Mickey Mantle in the World Series, at second base.

Carl J. Weitz said...

@ 13 B....Has a morning BJ become outdated?

Carl J. Weitz said...

Schoendienst*

Alibi Ike said...

I do have an All-Vagina-Euphemism Team, but but it's only for insiders, never benn published. Pitchers include Jerry Koozman and Drew "Vertical" Smyly. And Lee "Fun" Tunnell.

el duque said...

Richie Sexon!

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Is Enos "Country" Slaughter also on that team?

Carl J. Weitz said...

Louis Head, a recent MLB pitcher, Doug Pfister, and Rollie Finers would surely be on that team.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Fingers* My "g" is stuck from reading this blog entry.

Alibi Ike said...

I can see you guys take your romantic examples from Mickey Mantle and Fritz Peterson.

JM said...

Nice lineup, Ike. I ❤️ it.

BTR999 said...

Stroman: "I'm a starter. I won't pitch in the bullpen. I'm a starter"

Can you feel the love tonight?

acrilly said...

Dick Trickle the former NASCAR driver would like honorable mention as bat boy or something.

AboveAverage said...

In the OLD days Dick Trickle would cart the relievers in from the bullpen

Carl J. Weitz said...

Dick Trickle is curable with the use of antibiotics.

Doug K. said...

Ivan "Fudge" Rodriquez