Third Base Veteran

DJ had started thinking about his post baseball career, and was well into the first phase of retail sales ( see DJ smiling, above). 

But Cashman decided he was still better than Bregman or Wade Boggs. So he left those guys alone.   And sent DJ to the IMG work out camp, for faded stars.  Supposedly , DJ lost 20 pounds, bench pressed 80 more than usual, and ran the forty ( on grass ) in 7.77 seconds, beating his 2024 speed by a full second. 

At his 38th birthday party ( a few weeks away )  Edith Piaf records will be in the value pack each retired Yankee  receives. 

Cash has seen DJ and he is impressed.  

Age is not real to Cash. Nor is the deteriorating reflex used to snare balls hit between the third base line and the third baseman.  " We'll just move him over," says the GM. 

He can still throw to first on three hops. 

So the Yanks are set to defend their AL crown.

The oldest, slowest team in baseball. 

With great pinstripe uniforms.