Tuesday, March 11, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ HEY CASH! Why not MONETIZE Your Injured - Edition!

URGENT CARE YANKEES

MRI BOBBLEHEAD DOLLS

MANY TO CHOOSE FROM !

17 comments:

JM said...

Cashman is a tool
Hal thinks he is so cool
The IL says no

Doug K. said...

Gallery of Fools
Another fine addition.
Best Art since Ditmar.

Copelius said...

At some point in time
We must begin to realize
Injuries not flukes

Publius said...

Underwriters pay
Salaries are off Hal's books
Injuries abound

Pocono Steve said...

Should be sign Bauer?
Well, it's not like we haven't
used beaters before.

JM said...

Steve Howe says hello
Suspension seven
"Bauer" means "peasant"

JM said...

In German, that is. It can also mean "farmer," but peasant seems more appropos.

acrilly said...

If you pay to watch
You will see what’s evident.
Shit smells and looks worse.

13bit said...

I've got a brand new
Pair of roller skates. You got
A brand new key fob...

AboveAverage said...

Cashman sings to Hal
Loving you is easy 'cause
You are beautiful

AboveAverage said...

LaLaLaLaLa
You Know LaLaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLaDooooo

13bit said...

Help me, Dear doctor
I’m damaged. There’s a tweak where
There once was an arm…

edb said...
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AboveAverage said...
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AboveAverage said...

my fault - YES I committed a typo

lettuce try again

AboveAverage said...

Tuesday is Over
Wednesday is a better day
Stay safe on Thursday

edb said...

Genius Cashman is a Joke. His incompetence and lousy deals give Yankees fans a stroke. Cheapskate Hal tells the fans of all the thrills. But the Yankees are Baseball's Buffalo Bills.