Traitor Tracker: 249 (At least he's having a bad year)

Traitor Tracker: 249 (At least he's having a bad year)
Last year, this date: .307

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Game Thread – ø8ø525 – 2øø3 – ALCS – ENJOY a little DOPAMINE !




 

53 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Wilson Betemit never ever get a hit.

TheWinWarblist said...

I'm so glad we gave up on Young Nathaniel.

13bit said...

Amazing grace, so sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me...

13bit said...

Everybody go to sleep already?

AboveAverage said...

Nope

AboveAverage said...

Tasking Multi-

AboveAverage said...

I’ll sleep when I’m fed.

AboveAverage said...

Judge’s back !

Hinkey Haines said...

Well I’ll be damned. Volpe didn’t make the stupid play & took the sure out. Won’t matter, but warms my heart all the same.

ranger_lp said...
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ranger_lp said...

Tellez looks like a beer league softball player…

Hinkey Haines said...

Warren is dancing between raindrops out there.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Not watching. Seems they're tearing the cover off the ball.

TheWinWarblist said...

Pitching is good. Been a long time since the Yankees had any. But it's early and Warren cannot go forever.

13bit said...

Are we getting one-hit by Master Nathan?

AboveAverage said...

Oooooooooooooo

TheWinWarblist said...

Hasn't even thrown 100 pitches yet. Has allowed a single baserunner through 8.

Hinkey Haines said...

Cone, describing how well Eovaldi is pitching, said “The carpet matches the drapes.” Guess Cone has access to the locker rooms.

TheWinWarblist said...

Ah. Devin "Clay "Blown Save" Holmes" Williams.

Hinkey Haines said...

At least it won’t be a walk-off.

AboveAverage said...

Williams is still IN ????????????(???????(?((????????????????!!!!

AboveAverage said...

He’s just flinging the ball to the plate

AboveAverage said...

Is Boone the smartest man in the Room or what?

Hinkey Haines said...

He’s the closer all right. Williams closing the book on the season.

TheWinWarblist said...

Keefe is going to apoplectic. I think he'd fit in very well here at IIH.

Copelius said...

I don't disagree with the Yankees getting rid of the beard prohibition, but to do it to keep Williams happy . . .

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh. Apparently Boone is going to take Devin "Clay "Blown Save" Holmes" Williams out now that the damage is done. It bogles.

TheWinWarblist said...

Now it's Leiter. Hrrmm.

Kevin said...

Now Boone brings in a man straight from the DL. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!

Kevin said...

Man, ludes were made for times like this. So I've heard...

Kevin said...

The Yankees are only down by two runs with two on. Someone please explain why The Idiot isn't bringing in Bednar.

Hinkey Haines said...

Irene good night, Irene good night,
Good night Irene, good night Irene,
I’ll see you in my dreams.

Last Saturday night I got married,
Me and my wife settled down,
Now me and my wife we are parted,
I think I’ll go out on the town.

Sometimes I live in the country,
Sometimes I live in town,
Sometimes I take a great notion
To jump in the river and drown.

I love Irene, God knows I do,
I’ll love her ’til the seas run dry,
But if Irene should turn me down,
I’d take morphine and die.

Stop rambling, stop your gambling,
Stop staying out late at night,
Go home to your wife and your family,
Stay there by your fireside bright.

AboveAverage said...

They have a shelf life of thirty years so pop’em if yah got’em

AboveAverage said...

The Yankees Lose

Joe of AZ said...

Unfucking believable im so close to boycotting all things Yankees except this site...until Boone is fired

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Another Yankee classic. The hits (don't) keep coming.

BTR999 said...

That’s 5
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

13bit said...

So many fond things that I cannot remember. Ludes were what you took when your girlfriend's friend was also coming over and the three of you were going to just "hang out."

13bit said...

Our team sucks gorilla balls

AboveAverage said...

I would have thought that they only had it in them to suck Pizza-RAT balls.


(but I could be wrong)

AboveAverage said...

Boone Gone by the 15th?

13bit said...

Why did we release Nathan? Did we think he wasn't coming back from TJ or was our medical team as dumb as I have suspected for years?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

https://x.com/MyGSDog_HavoK/status/1952922388988887505

Doug K. said...

The only way out is through.

TheWinWarblist said...

Look on the bright side! With this much horseshit, there has got to be a pony around here somewhere! Ponies for EVERYONE!!

AboveAverage said...

make my pony little, please

AboveAverage said...

Now most everyone is asleep

13bit said...

Most

AboveAverage said...

everyone

HoraceClarke66 said...

I'm not! Hey, what's going on? Wait, whee is everyone?

HoraceClarke66 said...

*That's "where." But "whee" will do fine, as in "Whee! Whee! Here we go over the cliff!"

AboveAverage said...

We are DECIDEDLY DESCENDING

JM said...

We can still catch Tampa. Maybe this week.