Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Breaking news! Mets cursed by The Cocoanuts!

                                            THE CURSE OF COCOANUTS


This wholly invented: Mets cursed by Florida land development known as The Cocoanuts.

Mets fans were reportedly mollified to hear of this latest turn in the mystery of the team's 12-game losing streak, but still had serious questions concerning a duck.





3 comments:

13bit said...

Thank you, Hoss, for real answers to real questions. I prefer to lean into the supernatural when it comes to the Mets.

Alibi Ike said...

Groucho: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.

DickAllen said...

i give up: why a duck?