THE CURSE OF COCOANUTS
This wholly invented: Mets cursed by Florida land development known as The Cocoanuts.
Mets fans were reportedly mollified to hear of this latest turn in the mystery of the team's 12-game losing streak, but still had serious questions concerning a duck.
3 comments:
Thank you, Hoss, for real answers to real questions. I prefer to lean into the supernatural when it comes to the Mets.
Groucho: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
i give up: why a duck?
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