THE CURSE OF RÉBOZO
It appears that in fact the New York Mets have not been cursed after all by either Il Duomo or Andy Cuomo. Instead, sources close to the team confirm that it had fallen under the ensorcellment of notorious Florida fixer, and best friend of Richard Nixon, Bébé Rébozo.
Mr. Rébozo, who was reached while trying to negotiate a deal to get himself out of hell, told reporters:
"Sure, I'll take that rap: if it will restore the reputation of Dick Nixon. Mr. Nixon was the greatest president this country ever had, and I was proud to serve as his gold caddy."
Asked if he thought that Mr. Nixon had anything to do with Mets' losing streak, Rébozo replied, "You'll have to talk to my lawyers."
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