Saturday, April 18, 2026

G.T. – 04/18/2026 – A date that may live in infamy – but Will [Warren] likely not



 

29 comments:

JM said...

One pitch. Double.

The Hammer of God said...

Looking like Judge will have to be very selective this year. They're not pitching to him. And why should they? Nobody ever gets on base in front of him. And he's got no protection behind him.

The Hammer of God said...

Stanton got off to a great start. Lasted about a week. Then maybe the double tennis rackets got to him again. Is somebody opening his potato chip bags for him in the dining room?

The Hammer of God said...

Wot a ho hum game! T'would be more exciting watching a flipped over cockroach spinning its six legs, trying to right itself. With that disgusting analogy, I think I'll mosy on over to the kitchen and make myself some lunch.

AboveAverage said...

Topping a tuna sandwich with a tablespoon or two of homemade cockroach relish makes for a tasty lunchtime treat, HoG!

JM said...

Rosie!

JM said...

I like watching Warren strike guys out, so no problem for me.

Definitely not pitching to Judge.

Bellinger!

JM said...

Rice!

Pocono Steve said...

Watch. Chisholm still won't be able to join the party and get a hit here.

AboveAverage said...

Will Will Will himself through innings 4, 5 and 6 without melting down?

Lettuce watch and find out.

Pocono Steve said...

If only the Yankees could play dogfuck teams every game!

AboveAverage said...

Ring the BELL

JM said...

Bellinger!

The YES men all excited about the offensive output. It's the Royals, guys. Jesus.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Can they play the royals all year?

Pocono Steve said...

Only Stanton, Judge, and 50/50 Man hitless.

ranger_lp said...

This is how it’s supposed to be against a tomato can…

ranger_lp said...

There’s a MLB rule against that. You can look it up…

DickAllen said...

At least somebody dropped Jazz down - now to put him where he belongs: on the bench or in Scranton. Or maybe KC

ranger_lp said...

If we trade him to KC, we would get a used pitching rubber in return…

DickAllen said...

Never mind about KC - they already have plenty of shit second basemen

JM said...

We might win this one.

JM said...

Might.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

JM said...

Whew.

JM said...

Was getting tight there at the end.

AboveAverage said...

I’m not really convinced that the Yankees did win the game today

JM said...

They did in the Matrix.

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