“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
If the Yankees want to make the playoffs, they better win tonite.
Well, that was quick! There goes the old ball game! They'll never catch up, right?
Warren sure picked a lousy time to pitch like shit.
It all started with the fucking shift. Why do the Yankees shift? Other teams always hit 'em in the holes.
A parachutin' dyin' quail drops into short centerfield. With the slowest centerfielder in baseball patroling out there.
Fatass Raleigh is batting.159? Isn't that worse than Wells?
Bullpen for Warren coming up.
The Big Dumper is not having a good year. Maybe last year was a fluke? Lot of homers, but the low batting average was kind of a bad sign for him. I'm sure Cashman will trade for him at some point. Can't have enough .159 hitters, eh?
Well, Warren threw up a scoreless inning. Progress....
We ain't gettin' shut out tonite. Amazing!
You can usually tell early with Will Warren. No exception tonite. He doesn't have it.
I checked their stats. Cal Raleigh has a worse batting average and a worse OPS than our designated whipping boy Austin Wells.
Cashman must be drooling over the thought of gettin' Cal Raleigh.
Meanwhile, our former whipping boy Gary Sanchez is hitting .224 and .820 OPS. Having a pretty decent year, for him.
Exciting times out in right field in the Bronx tonight. More action than provided by the Yankees lineup.
Well. How about that.
Golly - sure looks like that excitement out there in right field ignited the Yankee Offense to uhm, uh, tie up the game.
Jones is starting to figure it out…
The Volpe Curse lives.
Well - I think Lombard just broke that curse.....
So he’s fine if he doesn’t lead off, is that it?
Yankees actually getting some clutch hits, RISP hits. Amazing! Mariners must really suck.
Mariners are…not good
Jazz with a good at-bat!
Sir Anthony Dominguez, Knight of the Table Round, on to pitch for the M's.
Aye.
What you like about Lombard as a batter is that he'll take those pitches away to the opposite field and up the middle.
The slowest centerfielder in baseball - when he hits 'em out, he don't have to run fast.
Who are these guys?
Seattle Mariners pitching has provided an ample feast for Yankee hitters tonite.
Grish!!!
We'll never be rid of Grisham now.
If there is baseball next year, you know Cashman will re-sign Grisham to a 7 year, 140 mil contract.
Two crappy teams beating each other senseless with steel maces, morning stars.
And this shitty affair ain't over yet.
A bit hairy at the end, but a happy ending!
Yankees Win!!!
Woo hoo
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If the Yankees want to make the playoffs, they better win tonite.
Well, that was quick! There goes the old ball game! They'll never catch up, right?
Warren sure picked a lousy time to pitch like shit.
It all started with the fucking shift. Why do the Yankees shift? Other teams always hit 'em in the holes.
A parachutin' dyin' quail drops into short centerfield. With the slowest centerfielder in baseball patroling out there.
Fatass Raleigh is batting.159? Isn't that worse than Wells?
Bullpen for Warren coming up.
The Big Dumper is not having a good year. Maybe last year was a fluke? Lot of homers, but the low batting average was kind of a bad sign for him. I'm sure Cashman will trade for him at some point. Can't have enough .159 hitters, eh?
Well, Warren threw up a scoreless inning. Progress....
We ain't gettin' shut out tonite. Amazing!
You can usually tell early with Will Warren. No exception tonite. He doesn't have it.
I checked their stats. Cal Raleigh has a worse batting average and a worse OPS than our designated whipping boy Austin Wells.
Cashman must be drooling over the thought of gettin' Cal Raleigh.
Meanwhile, our former whipping boy Gary Sanchez is hitting .224 and .820 OPS. Having a pretty decent year, for him.
Exciting times out in right field in the Bronx tonight.
More action than provided by the Yankees lineup.
Well. How about that.
Golly - sure looks like that excitement out there in right field ignited the Yankee Offense to uhm, uh, tie up the game.
Jones is starting to figure it out…
The Volpe Curse lives.
Well - I think Lombard just broke that curse.....
So he’s fine if he doesn’t lead off, is that it?
Yankees actually getting some clutch hits, RISP hits. Amazing! Mariners must really suck.
Mariners are…not good
Jazz with a good at-bat!
Sir Anthony Dominguez, Knight of the Table Round, on to pitch for the M's.
Aye.
What you like about Lombard as a batter is that he'll take those pitches away to the opposite field and up the middle.
The slowest centerfielder in baseball - when he hits 'em out, he don't have to run fast.
Who are these guys?
Seattle Mariners pitching has provided an ample feast for Yankee hitters tonite.
Grish!!!
We'll never be rid of Grisham now.
If there is baseball next year, you know Cashman will re-sign Grisham to a 7 year, 140 mil contract.
Two crappy teams beating each other senseless with steel maces, morning stars.
And this shitty affair ain't over yet.
A bit hairy at the end, but a happy ending!
Yankees Win!!!
Woo hoo
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