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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Bartolo


Bartolo
He's made the scene
He's got some crazy stuffed rear mezzanine
He pounds Russell's leather
With pitching far better
Then dead-armed Phil Hughes
We're using Bart's Law
Bartolo
He gives us time
If we don't grab this moment
It would be a crime
Love him, admit it
And we'll be acquitted
From dead-armed Phil Hughes
We're using Bart's Law
It's a law
With some slight flaws
Still he's the real ideal
It's a cool unbending rule
From which there's no appeal
Bartolo
Let's make some sense
If you're using Bart's Law
Balls won't clear the fence
Since I'm testifying
My faiths undying
Give in, baby give
And live by Bart's Law
He's just about our ace now
I rest my case now
The original version

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Hell yes, they will go ...

With the world on the brink of WWIII, the Red Sox decide that they'll go to Japan after all. An international incident is averted.

No forfeits. the Red Sox are back in a first-place tie at 0-0.

Bartolo Colon - not on the team's Japan roster - is still going to Denny's, however. As soon as he finishes his brunch at Shoney's.

Hold that plane! Redsocks may boycott Japan trip

Bartolo Colon may not get a chance to see his teammates off at the airport. Redsocks players say they may boycott the trip to Japan over a dispute over pay for the coaches.

The last-minute drama may force Selig's hand and make MLB cough up the money - which, apparently, was in the original agreement for trip before the sport's powers that be decided to cheap-out and screw the coaches.

Stay tuned.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Yankees rough up Bartolo Colon

Gives up 4 ER (3 hits, 3 walks) in two-thirds of an inning. Yanks beat Redsocks, 8-4.

Thank God we didn't sign this guy.

Oh, and just FYI, Brett Gardner is at .417 this spring.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Colon reaches Redsock camp after hitting every McDonalds along way

Drove 3,000 miles.

Snacked to stay awake.

Arrived just in time for lunch.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

News Flash: Redsocks sign Bartolo Colon




Which is great news for the restaurants of Pawtucket.



Redsocks to Schilling: We just signed your replacement

Bartolo Colon is a Redsock.

Everything is going according to our plan. MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Saturday, July 7, 2007