Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Colon reaches Redsock camp after hitting every McDonalds along way

Drove 3,000 miles.

Snacked to stay awake.

Arrived just in time for lunch.

5 comments:

Wailin' Suzyn said...

Love the Angels bookbag.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, he has two left arms!

Anonymous said...

two left arms....thats the funniest thing I've read in awhile.Had to go back and look at the picture.Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Two left arms....that's nearly as scary as the picture of Josh Beckett.

Anonymous said...

Technically, it looks like one arm that branches out at the elbow, forming dual forearms and hands.

He can, therefore, eat 50% more than anyone else from the "get-go."

Another natural advantage world class atheletes are born with, from time to time.

Not to mention hiding his pitches. I mean, if he has a properly designed glove, the batter won't know which
hand ( inner vs. outer? )the ball is to be released from.

In fact, he could throw two balls simultaneously; a fastball and a change. And at different locations.

Where is that ambidextrous pitcher we almost signed?