Newsday’s Wallace Matthews must have filed 100 FOIs to root out the secret edicts that are being enacted behind closed doors in Girardi Gitmo North.
Nobody anticipated such a jackbooted crackdown. We could be seeing another Putin. Or another Joe... STALIN!
Freedom, liberty, boomboxes... forget it!
This, via one courageous journalist... the NINE COMMANDMENTS:
1. Be on time. No excuse for lateness.
2. Shorts and T-shirts only permitted during spring training.
3. Curfew of 1 a.m.
4. Jewelry - only one chain is permitted. No earrings.
5. Only neatly cut beards, mustaches, goatees. No long hair or "unshaven looks."
6. No family members in the clubhouse until after games.
7. No cell phones in the dugout.
8. Cell phones only allowed in the clubhouse until one hour before games.
9. No competing speakers in the clubhouse.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
GRAPEFRUIT GULAG: GIRARDI IMPOSES DUGOUT POLICE STATE
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4 comments:
Huh? What? Did somebody say something?
This is BS
I would like to see someone take a principled stand against the "only 1 chain" rule. If B.A. Baracus can't chill in your clubhouse, you shouldn't be managing a baseball team.
I agree. Nothing wrong with having a bunch of Nancy Boys playing the game.
Get enlightened, you silly savages!
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