It's been a long, hard grind to stardom for Jaco. But anyone who saw him rake last year at Pawtucket -- two long home runs and a .291 average! -- knows that he's earned the limelight.
And, as you can see, the rewards are finally here. Beyond being able to snap his finger at any Boston waitress and have her disrobe, the handsome Redsock Bedrock is featured in "Men's Vogue," out tomorrow.
In the above photo -- designed to appeal to the gay potato farmer that resides within every baseball fan -- 'Coby is working up a gloriously greasy sweat on the tractor tire push.
And then there is this, from Soxnation...
Yeesh. It's going to be hard to throw at Youkilis anymore. I mean... not when you've got a leathered-up Darth Vader in the lineup.
We'd write more but, hell, we gotta get to Barnes & Nobles fast. Let's hope they give bracelets.
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2 comments:
Boy, that Sox site is just great. I love it!
Life am good.
Boy, that Ellsbury is just great. I love him!
He am good.
(and he am hot, too)
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