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Is Mo kidding, confused or going blind???

So I'm listening to Suzyn's can't-miss "Star of the Game" feature after Wednesday's win over the hapless Mariners.

Despite her convoluted statement-question to the great Mariano Rivera about his mentor, John Wettland, it was fascinating to hear Mo's response to Susyn.

Why?

He called her "Ann."

Twice.

At first, I thought I was hallucinating (thanks for the "candy," Alph) but he said it a second time in response to another pseudo-question.

Does the greatest closer in the history of the game think that announcer-gardener Ms. Waldman is a Baseball Annie (groupie)?

Or is he confusing the feisty redheaded compañera with Annie Savoy of "Bull Durham?"

Is he seeing this?


When he's looking at this?