Contender alert! Brewers experimenting with an idea so crazy, it just might work

Manager Ned Yost spent all winter coming up with this idea: catcher Jason Kendall might bat ninth this year!

What's next, a racing bratwurst at leadoff? With the green light, no less?

Yankee fans, it's this kind of cutting-edge thinking that should scare the bejesus out of you or at least make you feel like your underwear's too tight.