Smash it out of the park...

Yankees win, therefore you (1) pour Gatorade over spouse's head, (2) get drunk, commence shooting into the air, (3) go to Macy's and buy limited edition Waterford crystal baseball?

Yanks To Fans: Don't Suck With Us

Via Ledger On The Yankees:

...[W]hat the [Bleacher] Creatures are known for is the first inning Roll Call, where they chant each player's name until he acknowledges them with a wave. After that, they break into "Box Seats Suck!"

But as of last Friday, they are no longer allowed to say that. The Creatures told me a security guard informed them of a zero tolerance policy regarding "sucks", and anyone who chants it will be tossed. Obviously they're a little displeased with this.