"Gosh, every kid growing up dreams about the pinstripes..."

From the mouth of Padres starting pitcher Jake Peavy.

http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2008/11/02/sports/paris/z34f4c0d171ee3732882574f500833a61.txt

Depending on the cost (and no, Melky, Ransom and IPK isn't getting it done), would you want Peavy on your team?

Let's not forget, this is the same kid that filled his jock with Icy Hot ointment because Roger Clemens told him he did it to keep himself uncomfortable on the mound. You know what they say: Monkey see, Monkey do.

http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/roger-clemens-hates-his-crotch-163170.php

Doesn't strike me as a bright 'fella. And, he is from Alabama.