Progress in Tampa

Statement from Howard J. Rubenstein

Spokesman for The New York Yankees:

"There has been widespread speculation about who the next manager of The New York Yankees will be. The evaluation process is continuing and there will be no immediate decision or announcement."

Translated from the Original Statement

by Hank "Stubby" Steinbrenner:

"Huh? What happened today? I got my hand fukinay caught in the window fan. Three stitches. Tomorrow, we're gonna order Mexican, instead of pizza. Dad wouldn't lemmie use his credit card to make a call. He thought I was calling Lupica. He don't listen. I need a cigarette."