Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Disappointing Yanks remain Mired In Cellar As Season Drags On

It is getting so bad, I can't bear to watch.

This Yankee season is reminding me of those scenes from the "Natural," where the NY Knights are a disaster of a team, just before Bob Redford arrives to save the day.

Teixeira can't buy a base hit. He is dead last in the league on RBI's Home Runs, extra base hits and practically every measure there is.

CC is already wearing garments usually reserved for people re-habbing from major surgery in hospitals.

AJ Burnett hasn't won a game. We have yet to see an effective sinker from Chin Ming.

And A-Rod is learning to surf on corn snow in Colorado.

We are already looking at Boston's Tail-lights, and Toronto is undefeated.

I think it is time to face facts, trade off everyone over 30, and flood the place with rookies.

What a bummer

2 comments:

Whitey Fraud said...

I love your new look, Alpo. BIG upgrade!

She-Fan said...

I'm going to watch tonight's game with a heating pad strapped to my head.