Yankee-verse, we have a code blue. I repeat, CODE BLUE! After Nick Swisher's first home run today as a Yankee...(make sure you're sitting down for this one)
"The Master" did not come up with a nickname for Nick Swisher.
Yes, I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. We've spent a blog post way back in February thinking of a nickname for Tex (which just for the record: "tex message?" That in it of itself is C- work by the master right there), but apparently Yankee-verse has overlooked our dear beloved, guitar-playing backup right fielder.
Please, anybody with any ideas for better nicknames for our offseason acquisitions, send them to Mr. Sterling. I don't have his address, but Yankee-verse is counting on you to find it. Or you can just post your ideas in the comments. Either way Godspeed and may the force be with you.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
MAYDAY MAYDAY ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!!
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The Swisherman Hooks a Whopper!
Nick Swish! Make a wish!
Nick the Stick! That was Sick!
He didn't even say, "Wish upon a Swish?"
Maybe he decided to "pass over" making a call.
Nick Swish goes John Tisch!
Thuh voice was obviously counting on Nick the Swish being traded prior to opening day.
That still does not explain the tex message groaner.
Swish Splash, Whatta Blast !
er....bash, that is. Crap.
Tricky Nicky Swings the Sticky!
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