Jane "Kellin'" Heller, author of "Confessions of a She-Fan"
(alias Jason Zillo's worst nightmare)
Book signing: Wednesday, June 17, 3:30-5:30 p.m.
Tomorrow
Book signing: Wednesday, June 17, 3:30-5:30 p.m.
Tomorrow
Before Yankees-Nats game
Stan's Bar, across from old Yankee Stadium
(alias the real Yankee Stadium)
RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR:
Stan's Bar, across from old Yankee Stadium
(alias the real Yankee Stadium)
RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR:
Possible appearance of Alphonso --
the world's most pessimistic Yankee fan
(and, hence, the most realistic.)
(SECONDARY NOTE: Alphonso's appearance will be
canceled if Heller's restraining order is upheld in tme.)
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5 comments:
Restraining orders have never kept me out of Stan's Bar .
But it will be hard to find parking in the Bronx for a Nationals game.
The worst team in the history of baseball, and I bet they take 2 0f 3.
I hear Superfrankenstein is negotiating to write the comics adaptation of her book according to a rumor I just started.
Maybe with Betty and Veronica?
Awesome!
Jason Zillo has issued a restraining order, but a "Free She-Fan" protest march is currently making its way up Fifth Avenue.
Alfie is drunk already!
I thought the "Free She-Fan thing was:
Pick one
a) a complimentary copy of the book (as if!)
b) in Tehran
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