Sunday, June 14, 2009

John, tired and sluggish from 15-0 blowout over Mets, warbles weakly

John Sterling, haggard from a day of tabulating Yank runs, blew a meager 4.89-second WinWarble Sunday -- 0.11 seconds below the famed Fran Healy Line, the universal measurment of sports announcing excellence -- following the team's' 15-0 crushing of the crosstown rival Mets.

Here it is:

2 comments:

Stang said...

Doug Mientkiewicz tweeted yesterday:

"Nothing like it lose 1 game the world is ending win 1 world series champs!! Gotta love it"

Gotta love it indeed. I wonder if we're not doing the same to John.

Fonz said...

John is losing something off his warble, that is clear.

It is like johan Santana losing something off his fastball.

Maybe John has a blister or a split vocal chord.

In any case, his next start will be crucial.