Poetry Corner: Madonna's New Adoption

On the joyous occasion of her new child's government approval...


Angelina and Brad contacted Chad
To fetch a pail new daughter,
Brad found none,
And she went on,
And they so bought another.

Guy and Madonna pondered Ghana,
To find their brand new son,
He went to Maui
And she, Malawi,
And there she purchased one.

In Hollywood, it’s always good
To show the world you care.
In a place depressed,
Just pick the best,
And buy a kid to wear.