"Y" IS FOR VENDETTA: A team of free agents we can sign and then torture

This is the revenge we've long awaited.

Each of these free agents belongs on our YANKEE VENDETTA LIST.

We can sign them to a contract. Overpay, if necessary. Let them come to spring training. They can bat .500 and win a job. On the last day, we cut them. We send them to Scranton. They ride the bench. After several weeks, we demote them to Trenton, then Charleston and finally Tampa -- where they play the months of July and August on 105-degree afternoons. If they complain, we have doctors perform exploratory surgery on them. We can be medieval.

Here's a line-up of free agents with which -- I guess you could say -- we have a bone to pick. Mwah, hahahahahaha.

c Jason Varitek

1b Kevin Millar

2b Adam Kennedy

ss Omar Vizquel

3b Nomar Garciaparra

of Dave Roberts

of Wily Mo Pena

of Darin Erstad

dh Ken Griffey Jr.

p Jose Contreras

p Carl Pavano

rp LaTroy Hawkins

rp Jeff Weaver

Update 6:28 AM: MWAH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA.