A new Yankees version of an old Christmas classic ...

We dug up an old favorite, and rewrote for 2009 ...

Hark, the Sox and Angels seek
Hall-a-day! We can't be meek!

Trade Joba, and Jesus too;
Kick in Phil, and if that won't do

Send Cano, it's no great loss;
We'll just go and sign Troy Glaus

Add Melky to seal the deal
And we'll have Halladay, what a steal!

Now that we're back on the right track,
let's go get Randy Johnson back!