Monday, November 9, 2009

Poll: Pedro Issue Not An Issue


All of this idiotic noise about Yankee fans having to forgive the odious Pedro Martinez? Far from a grassroots peace movement, it's an astroturf campaign headed by anonymous blogger "El Duque," whose preferred rhetorical strategy is to repeat himself ad nauseum and call it conventional wisdom. To the contrary, a glance at the totals from his own sidebar poll confirms that the Pedro-forgivers are nothing more than a tiny fringe group of immature, loud-mouthed nuts who believe if they keep shrieking from their urine-scented cribs they'll overcome majority rule and get their own way.

Which will never happen.

In other words: nothing to see here, fans. Move along.

4 comments:

michael kei said...

So far, according to the left hand side of the page, there are 47 people in the world I never want to meet.

Whitey Fraud said...

Poor El Puque. So sad. He could have been... god knows what.

Anonymous said...

I got an email the other day saying el duque isnt even a natural born Yankee fan. Something about going to a madrasah in Rhode Island..

Very suspect. Have we seen him ever in an old worn out authentic Yankee hat?

Anonymous said...

Wait, I thought it was the Chinaman that was not the issue. Confused.