I ain't sayin' it's gonna happen.
But if the Yankees blow this thing, well, I'm just glad we're a neutral site, without bias or lean, because you hotheads in the Yankiverse could turn pretty negative. I can even imagine John changing his calls.
"A K-bomb, from A-Rod."
"And the Melk Man delabors!"
"Robbie Cano, why don't you know?"
"El Capitan'... and Tennille."
"It's Johnny on the pot!"
"Nick Swisher... Suckalicious!"
"Georgie junks one!"
"Phil Choke."
"What a shitty job by Joba!"
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
"You're off the mark, Teixeira!" Suggested future calls for Mr. Sterling if the Yankees blow this
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I love "and the Melkman delabors!"
You, sir, are a genius.
Jesus Christ, you're starting to sound like a Cub fan. A very clever Cub fan, but a Cub fan nonetheless.
I wasn't kidding earlier. I want my chance. I don't throw back to the mound like Mackey Sasser. And I don't argue balls and strikes like a petulant 10th grader. I want my chance.
"What a shitty job by joba!" haha perfect.
Journalism at its finest.
Piss-funny stuff.
The Joba one's had me laughing unexpectedly, on and off, for the past half hour.
What about "Derek Jeter! El CRAPitane!"?
Or... "What the fuck is that shit on Joba's hat ?"
"Phil Jews!"
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