Tonight, Jeremy Guthrie: The Yankee Clipper

This bum has plunked 9 Yankees in the last two years.

Over that same period, he's hit four batters, total, counting all the other teams in baseball.

He claims it's random wildness.

Yeah. Right.

C.C. Sabathia needs to retire the first two Orioles of the game, then land one squarely into the ribs of the third batter.

Let the umps issue their warnings, and then let's see how woody Guthrie wants to play it.

WE MUST NOT LET HIM HIT US AGAIN, AND THEN HAVE THE UMPS WARN EVERYBODY AND TAKE THE INSIDE PITCH OUT OF THE EQUATION. 

IT IS TIME FOR A FIRST-STRIKE.