Discovery Channel hostage aftermath: Does YES have adequate security?

Yesterday, the unthinkable became an afterthought:

A lone gunman attacked one of the places that make the television shows we need to sustain ourselves in life. Surely, as the reality TV drama played out, each of us felt the same dread billowing up from the membranes of our souls:

"I don't care about watching monkeys mate, but what if the next lunatic, Jon Gosselin-lookalike turns out to be a Redsock fan, looking to settle scores with our broadcast booth!"

These are desperate times, my friends. That's why we at IIH hereby call upon the Yankee Powers That Be to designate some of the 2011 millions normally earmarked for overweight, injury-prone DHs into a homepark security fortress that will protect the Jeep-driven heros of YES -- the critical news outlet that serves to offset the lies and anti-Yankee propaganda served up by the blame-Steinbrenner-first media.

Friends, none of us enjoys watching monkeys mate -- actually, two female monkeys can be a bit titilating on occasion -- but we must protect our scions of booth truth.