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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Kerry Wood: the Poem

Yankee bullpens, losing spurts.
Jose Veras. Tanyon Sturtze.
Chan Ho couldn’t. Phil Coke could.
Bruney wouldn’t. Kerry would.

Innings eaters, also-rans.
Sergio Mitres. Chad Gaudins.
Claggett couldn’t. Joba should.
Farnsworth wouldn’t. Kerry would.

Mariano's final stand,
Who can reach his Promise Land?
For the eighth, it's understood:
We have one hope: Kerry Wood.

2 comments:

Len Berman said...

outstanding El Duque!
btw
I'll be on NBC's Today Show tomorrow morning in the 9:00 am hour discussing my new kids book, "The 25 Greatest Baseball Players Of All Time."

Kerry Wood said...

how the hell did Igawa beat me for player of the month