My weiner may be in this photo, but I was hacked !!

I cannot unequivocally say that the third weiner from bottom, in the center rack, is not mine.

I vaguely recall some photo session where these weiners, mine among them, was taken on a college campus many years ago.

Did I send this photo to a co-ed in Texas? A co-ed whom I have never met and only know by the "twitter " name of mustard?

I believe I have been set up by some conservative stooge. I am, after all, an important individual in this nation.

Sarah, how would you react if this weiner photo was sent to your offices? Michelle, do you wish to weigh in?

Some say, a weiner is a weiner is a weiner. And while there are some obvious similarities, a variety of sizes, options and shapes appear in this bare, and too obvious presentation.

I promise not to run for any office.

But please forgive the weiner.