Traitor Tracker: .260

Traitor Tracker: .260
Last year, this date: .300

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

In anticipation of trading him to NY, Tampa seeking to burn out James Shields

What in the name of Scott Proctor is happening in Tampa?

James Shields, the best pitcher not throwing for Detroit, just finished his 11th game this season. Yes, eleven complete games. More than 200 strikeouts.

That means Shields has thrown more pitches this year than Hank Steinbrenner has smoked cigarettes. Next winter, watch Tampa give him a Rolex watch and put him on "Let's Make a Deal."

They intend to sacrifice him... for Jesus.

Is that evil, or what?

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