Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Second Day of Sportsnado Better, Not Great.

 


Love how the shark almost seems to be holding Lady Liberty's torch in this poster...

So, in the end, NYC's epic Two Days of Sport was something more like Two Days of Meh.  

On the plus side, your New York Yankees went up, 1-0, in the ALCS, beating the Conies in Walkathon II: The Pitches Are Wild!. The Mets rallied gamely to tie up the Bums, and the Shark-Free Liberty managed not to blow a 17-point lead on top of blowing an 18-point lead.

So, good. Where this will all take us, who knows? Sure makes the fall fun, though. Save for...the football.

What a mess our two "hometown" ("home" being a New Jersey swamp in this instance) gridiron galoots are. Both are now 2-4, and between them have lost 3 games for want of a decent placekicker, which must be some type of record.

(Actually, last night, the Jets' Greg Zuerlein managed to hit the uprights twice, which to my mind should be worth 4 points.)

The Jets promptly doubled down on their in-season rebuilding, looking to bring in Davante Adams. But while Aaron Rodgers showed flashes of his old self, even pulling out a Hail Mary touchdown before the half, it looks like the Jets lack a line to protect him, and then there were those 110 yards in penalties. Of the Jints, best we not even speak.

It appears there will be little left to celebrate after baseball—and the WNBA, give the Liberty their props—shut down. Oh, wait: the Rangers did smack down Detroit last night, and they're looking very sharp. What could possibly keep them from winning their second Stanley Cup in the last 84 years?

But I digress. Yanks need to get to the Series, before the long, cold winter sets in.











187 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

And...Wells back in the four spot. Boy, I would love to get on Aaron Boone's good side.

AboveAverage said...

Uhm - and what exact side would that be?

Hinkey Haines said...

Hey, basketball doesn’t end this week - as noted, & red-coated, Yankees fan Spike Lee can tell you, the Knicks will be very good this year.

AboveAverage said...

And Rizzo is back again

DickAllen said...

And for some of us, the Premier League holds forth all winter.

JM said...

And he will be, until he can't.

JM said...

When does curling start?

mik said...

1-2-3 for Cole. Nice start.

AboveAverage said...

Judge please

mik said...

Runner in scoring position. Can he score without a wild pitch?

mik said...

Please don't hit into a DP Judge~.

JM said...

DP or just a strikeout? Sac fly, maybe.

JM said...

Lousy hitting, worse fielding.

Doug K. said...

Wells really needs to drop down in the order

mik said...

Yes, he does.

JM said...

Can't anyone help Wells? A teammate? Coach? Outside expert?

mik said...

Are the Yanks going to leave a village of runners on base? Can't we string a few hits together?

13bit said...

It takes a village. Never forget that the biggest Yankee stat for the past 20 years has been the number of men left on base.

JM said...

27 pitches.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I've just officially changed number 13's name to Jizz Chasm.

Hinkey Haines said...

Chisholm has been as bad as Wells…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Order him the parm. Worked for the Vulpine.

mik said...

Both as cold as ice.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Colace is OK.



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So far.

Carl J. Weitz said...

@ mik....but neither are willing to sacrifice!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Carl,

Stay away from those "special" porn sites. Next thing you know, you'll be talking about Brazilian fart porn.

JM said...

Rizz looks okay.

mik said...

Nice!!!!!!

JM said...

Terrible throw from the outfield.

AboveAverage said...

Pain Killers

AboveAverage said...

Wowzer!

JM said...

Vertigo. FFS.

Pocono Steve said...

Verdugo!

JM said...

I thought this pitcher was supposed to be really good?

mik said...

Gleyber did not move the runners! Not a good AB...

JM said...

Intentional walk for Soto. Because Judge has been sucking.

Bases loaded, one out. Perfect spot for a DP.

mik said...

Pulls the starting pitcher for one of their best bullpen guys. This at bat could change the whole feel of this game...

Doug K. said...

How the mighty have fallen. I hope he crushes it

Doug K. said...

Cmon long fly ball

JM said...

Sac fly.

Doug K. said...

There you go.

BTR999 said...

Welp, much better than a DP

JM said...

Productive, but hardly MVP ish.

Hinkey Haines said...

I’m starting to pine for Trevino.

JM said...

Wells K, again.

Pocono Steve said...

They'll just never move Wells from the four spot, will they?

BTR999 said...

Wells strikes out like a chump

mik said...

Allergic to the big inning.

TheWinWarblist said...

Bibee gone already. That'd be great if Cleveland's bullpen wasn't excellent.

Doug K. said...

how he keeps batting clean up is why even if the Yankees make the series I want Boone gone!

Hinkey Haines said...

Cole about to implode?

BTR999 said...

Kay and LaGreca arrogantly hung up on a listener who suggested playing Trevino and Berti over Wells + Chisolm , the new Generation K. LaGreca actually bemoaning the fact that he had “worked his ass off” to get where he is and how it was a shame he had to take such phone calls. Add in the ignorant man-child and who sits on the right and you have an unlistenable farrago of shilliness.

BTR999 said...

We should have 5 or 6 runs instead of 3

DickAllen said...

There is no way in hell Boooooone is gone. Not unless he gets caught with kiddy porn and even that might not be ebough

Pocono Steve said...

If there is a HR this inning, it will be solo.

JM said...

I can't support any team that has such a fat slob playing first. What year is this, anyway?

JM said...

Bizarre.

JM said...

Looks like he's in a beer league somewhere.

mik said...

Jazz should have let Volpe play that ball...

mik said...

This is an ACE?

AboveAverage said...

There goes the neighborhood

JM said...

When Cole walks guys, he's way off his game.

Hinkey Haines said...

Game changes right here: Cole isn’t sharp.

JM said...

David Fry fouls out, and his Nixon impression was way over the top.

JM said...

Lucky call. Whew.

DickAllen said...

Cole dodged another bullet. Thank goodness the Guardians can’t hit

Hinkey Haines said...

The really scary thing is, we may see Stroman tonight.

mik said...

Good point. Guardians are not a very good hitting team. Scary thought Cole vs. Mets or LA.

Kevin said...

NFW!

JM said...

Cole is done. He should be yanked.

Pocono Steve said...

Cole

JM said...

Painful.

TheWinWarblist said...

The Moron is going to bring in Aroldis Holmes with the bases loaded.

JM said...

Get him out now. Not after the next batter. That'll be too late.

mik said...

Can't find the plate. Ugly.

Kevin said...

Well, this is starting to suck

mik said...

Stolen base removes chance of DP.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Yes

JM said...

Finally. Fucking Boone.

Joe of AZ said...

This Ump is ass

Joe of AZ said...

Not only that the TBS broadcast has been jerking off the guardians the last two days despite the fact they have been LOSING

mik said...

Cole can't past 4 1/3. Sorry, not impressed.

Hinkey Haines said...

Holmes coming in with runners on. This won’t end well.

TheWinWarblist said...

Not the ump's fault Cole can't get any swinging strikes.

Hinkey Haines said...

How come all their infield grounders end up being productive?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Cole is essentially a small man.

mik said...

Holmes has good stuff. Just can't remain calm enough to handle the closers role.

JM said...

Wells still great defensively.

JM said...

Holmes!!!

Hinkey Haines said...

Give Holmes credit: nice job.

mik said...

Yes. Keep him behind the plate just drop him a little in the order.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

HOLMES

Hinkey Haines said...

What an offense.

HoraceClarke66 said...

HILL? HILL? HILL?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Boone just gave away the Series.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yep, I give Holmes his propers...

HoraceClarke66 said...

HILL? FUCKING HILL?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Is Boone betting against the Yankees? I want an investigation, now.

mik said...

I like the Hill hop he does after every pitch

Pocono Steve said...

Hill!

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Zen koan: Why do sidearm pitchers like Hill, Quisenberry, Tekulve wear their pants way up high like Richard Nixon?

HoraceClarke66 said...

This is NOT the Hill to die on...

HoraceClarke66 said...

Oh, well, Hill. Pretty good choice. You gotta hand it to that Aaron Boone! :)

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, hell, Hill. "I'd rather be lucky than good."

HoraceClarke66 said...

I was just going to ask if someone on our crack training staff could wash out Jazz's eyes. But hey...

JM said...

Wtf is wrong with Chisholm's eyes? He was rubbing them yesterday, too. Contacts? Allergies?

mik said...

Bunt?

Kevin said...

JAZZ!!!!!!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Another great Cashman acquisition.

JM said...

Jesus Christ, Chisholm. Unfuckingbelievable.

mik said...

Where the hell was Jazz going? Why risk that? What was the point? Why risk this inning?

Kevin said...

WTF is wrong with Yankee baserunners???

TheWinWarblist said...

Jazzy Feet!

The Master is livid! The Yankees have to get the runner over! Especially now it's the post season!! Where is the bunt?? What was Jazz doing wandering of the base!! Where was Jazz going!!?!??!!???

HoraceClarke66 said...

So, the way baseball USED to be played, you got a guy on second, late in a one-run game, you would have the little guy up next bunt him over, hoping the power-hitting first baseman after him could hit a sac fly and give you a valuable run...

Hinkey Haines said...

Unreal.

Kevin said...

Oh yeah, coaching

HoraceClarke66 said...

...Now, you have the lead runner act like a moron until someone picks him off.

ranger_lp said...

Can’t win championships with boneheaded base running…

mik said...

Thanks Jazz - he stole a run from us
Rizzo is a rugged game-er!!! Broken fingers and all

JM said...

Jazz wins tonight's Gleyber Award for Baserunning Excellence.

Rizzo!!!!

Would have been two runs if not for Chisholm.

HoraceClarke66 said...

But hey, better lucky than good!

Pocono Steve said...

Well, we have an RBI hit with a runner in scoring position, at least.

TheWinWarblist said...

Big Tony!! Scores Little Tony!! The Tonys!!

JM said...

Rizzo too???

mik said...

"Run the bases like drunks!" That was John Sterling's actual call on the FAN. He is correct. The Master is PISSED.

ranger_lp said...

WTF was that?

HoraceClarke66 said...

And...ran into ANOTHER pointless out. Quite a display of baseball out there tonight.

Kevin said...

Unreal

JM said...

Baserunners run amuck.

Publius said...

We were all feeling so good about Rizzo

TheWinWarblist said...

The Master: "Boy, it that isn't the Yankees. That's what they do, run the bases like drunks!"

I bask in the glow the like of which we shall never again know.

JM said...

I blame the concussion.

mik said...

How much of this bad base running is Boone fault? Do you picture him stressing fundamentals and stressing the finer points? Or does he just try to be everybody's buddy?

TheWinWarblist said...

Anthony Rizzo picked off and caught stealing 3rd base, catcher Austin Hedges to second baseman Andrés Giménez to third baseman José Ramírez to shortstop Brayan Rocchio to third baseman José Ramírez.

3 Outs.

Stands full of paying customers to witness that beer league shit.

Hinkey Haines said...

Shift is working, for a change.

JM said...

Hill is buzzing along. So yank him!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

A thousand yesses on both!

Pocono Steve said...

Even if they win this game, you feel their luck running out. Like all the stupid will start to catch up with them in Game 3.

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mik said...

Good call Boone. Hill could have walked that runner all by himself. Now the right hander will be facing the lefty.

JM said...

Good thing Hill is gone.

JM said...

Boone is a schmuck.

ranger_lp said...

Got out of the inning…

JM said...

This TBS announcer says things that are amazingly wrong.

JM said...

Kahnle did not pitch a flawless inning. He pitched to two guys, walked one, and got one out.

TheWinWarblist said...

Anything Boone does is amazingly wrong.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I have the sound off. Such as?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

JM, he's just trying to fit in.

ranger_lp said...

Time for Judge to step up…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

"I have the sound off"

I'm jealous.

ranger_lp said...

There ya go!!!

JM said...

Judge!!!!

Pocono Steve said...

Finally!

TheWinWarblist said...

ALLLLLLLLL RRRIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

mik said...

Judge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Rise
Real, live, insurance runs

Hinkey Haines said...

Breathing room.

Publius said...

Attaboy

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Starr Insurance runs

HoraceClarke66 said...

Nice. And even a good at-bat for Wells. If he could get it back...but he still should not be hitting fourth.

Joe of AZ said...

Can I stop hearing about Clevelands lights out bullpen now 😒

BTR999 said...

👍👍👍👍👍

HoraceClarke66 said...

Ben Lively in. Former lover of Mistress Quickly.

DickAllen said...

If Judge has broken out of his slump, Cleveland are toast

Hinkey Haines said...

Toby Belch will pitch the 9th.

Hinkey Haines said...

I know tomorrow is an off-day, but I’d rather the Guardians didn’t get another chance to see Weaver, if it can be avoided.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

That works if management thinks ahead. Toss-up at best.

Kevin said...

What's with Weaver needing so many warmups in the bullpen? Could he have problems loosening up from throwing five outs yesterday? This is strange, and worrisome.

Hinkey Haines said...

Ump wants to go home.

Hinkey Haines said...

And now they know Weaver isn’t unhittable. Fuck you, Boone.

TheWinWarblist said...

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ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

JM said...

Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!

mik said...

YANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hinkey Haines said...

Magic number is 6.

AboveAverage said...

Super Woooooooooooooooot

TheWinWarblist said...

That was fucking exhausting.

Hinkey Haines said...

Yeah, I’d forgotten what the post-season was like…

BTR999 said...

Their best performance yet in the post.

2 more please!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thank you, Hinkey!

HoraceClarke66 said...

I dunno; Weaver got a little too much of the plate, pitching to their best hitter. You want to be aggressive in that situation, and not walk anybody...

HoraceClarke66 said...

...Meanwhile, as Joe of AZ notes, so much for Cleveland's vaunted bullpen. Yanks are finally ripping the ball; even Wells got some good swipes out there in his last at-bat...

AboveAverage said...

Did we win the series yet? Asking for a friend…

HoraceClarke66 said...

...Sure, this Yankees team is perfectly capable of going into Cleveland and getting swept. But a win even though Cole had a lousy start and they ran the bases like drunks?

AboveAverage said...

And here I am thinking that everclear was banned from clubhouses

Kevin said...

Pulling your number one starter so quickly was tactically foolish, sends a message of panic through the club, and was a CYA move. Worse, it was strategically foolish because those bullpen arms aren't going to get stronger.

13bit said...

Bah, humbug...

AboveAverage said...

We must remember not to forget what needs to be remembered