Love how the shark almost seems to be holding Lady Liberty's torch in this poster...
So, in the end, NYC's epic Two Days of Sport was something more like Two Days of Meh.
On the plus side, your New York Yankees went up, 1-0, in the ALCS, beating the Conies in Walkathon II: The Pitches Are Wild!. The Mets rallied gamely to tie up the Bums, and the Shark-Free Liberty managed not to blow a 17-point lead on top of blowing an 18-point lead.
So, good. Where this will all take us, who knows? Sure makes the fall fun, though. Save for...the football.
What a mess our two "hometown" ("home" being a New Jersey swamp in this instance) gridiron galoots are. Both are now 2-4, and between them have lost 3 games for want of a decent placekicker, which must be some type of record.
(Actually, last night, the Jets' Greg Zuerlein managed to hit the uprights twice, which to my mind should be worth 4 points.)
The Jets promptly doubled down on their in-season rebuilding, looking to bring in Davante Adams. But while Aaron Rodgers showed flashes of his old self, even pulling out a Hail Mary touchdown before the half, it looks like the Jets lack a line to protect him, and then there were those 110 yards in penalties. Of the Jints, best we not even speak.
It appears there will be little left to celebrate after baseball—and the WNBA, give the Liberty their props—shut down. Oh, wait: the Rangers did smack down Detroit last night, and they're looking very sharp. What could possibly keep them from winning their second Stanley Cup in the last 84 years?
But I digress. Yanks need to get to the Series, before the long, cold winter sets in.
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And...Wells back in the four spot. Boy, I would love to get on Aaron Boone's good side.
Uhm - and what exact side would that be?
Hey, basketball doesn’t end this week - as noted, & red-coated, Yankees fan Spike Lee can tell you, the Knicks will be very good this year.
And Rizzo is back again
And for some of us, the Premier League holds forth all winter.
And he will be, until he can't.
When does curling start?
1-2-3 for Cole. Nice start.
Judge please
Runner in scoring position. Can he score without a wild pitch?
Please don't hit into a DP Judge~.
DP or just a strikeout? Sac fly, maybe.
Lousy hitting, worse fielding.
Wells really needs to drop down in the order
Yes, he does.
Can't anyone help Wells? A teammate? Coach? Outside expert?
Are the Yanks going to leave a village of runners on base? Can't we string a few hits together?
It takes a village. Never forget that the biggest Yankee stat for the past 20 years has been the number of men left on base.
27 pitches.
I've just officially changed number 13's name to Jizz Chasm.
Chisholm has been as bad as Wells…
Order him the parm. Worked for the Vulpine.
Both as cold as ice.
Colace is OK.
....
...
...
So far.
@ mik....but neither are willing to sacrifice!
Carl,
Stay away from those "special" porn sites. Next thing you know, you'll be talking about Brazilian fart porn.
Rizz looks okay.
Nice!!!!!!
Terrible throw from the outfield.
Pain Killers
Wowzer!
Vertigo. FFS.
Verdugo!
I thought this pitcher was supposed to be really good?
Gleyber did not move the runners! Not a good AB...
Intentional walk for Soto. Because Judge has been sucking.
Bases loaded, one out. Perfect spot for a DP.
Pulls the starting pitcher for one of their best bullpen guys. This at bat could change the whole feel of this game...
How the mighty have fallen. I hope he crushes it
Cmon long fly ball
Sac fly.
There you go.
Welp, much better than a DP
Productive, but hardly MVP ish.
I’m starting to pine for Trevino.
Wells K, again.
They'll just never move Wells from the four spot, will they?
Wells strikes out like a chump
Allergic to the big inning.
Bibee gone already. That'd be great if Cleveland's bullpen wasn't excellent.
how he keeps batting clean up is why even if the Yankees make the series I want Boone gone!
Cole about to implode?
Kay and LaGreca arrogantly hung up on a listener who suggested playing Trevino and Berti over Wells + Chisolm , the new Generation K. LaGreca actually bemoaning the fact that he had “worked his ass off” to get where he is and how it was a shame he had to take such phone calls. Add in the ignorant man-child and who sits on the right and you have an unlistenable farrago of shilliness.
We should have 5 or 6 runs instead of 3
There is no way in hell Boooooone is gone. Not unless he gets caught with kiddy porn and even that might not be ebough
If there is a HR this inning, it will be solo.
I can't support any team that has such a fat slob playing first. What year is this, anyway?
Bizarre.
Looks like he's in a beer league somewhere.
Jazz should have let Volpe play that ball...
This is an ACE?
There goes the neighborhood
When Cole walks guys, he's way off his game.
Game changes right here: Cole isn’t sharp.
David Fry fouls out, and his Nixon impression was way over the top.
Lucky call. Whew.
Cole dodged another bullet. Thank goodness the Guardians can’t hit
The really scary thing is, we may see Stroman tonight.
Good point. Guardians are not a very good hitting team. Scary thought Cole vs. Mets or LA.
NFW!
Cole is done. He should be yanked.
Cole
Painful.
The Moron is going to bring in Aroldis Holmes with the bases loaded.
Get him out now. Not after the next batter. That'll be too late.
Can't find the plate. Ugly.
Well, this is starting to suck
Stolen base removes chance of DP.
Yes
Finally. Fucking Boone.
This Ump is ass
Not only that the TBS broadcast has been jerking off the guardians the last two days despite the fact they have been LOSING
Cole can't past 4 1/3. Sorry, not impressed.
Holmes coming in with runners on. This won’t end well.
Not the ump's fault Cole can't get any swinging strikes.
How come all their infield grounders end up being productive?
Cole is essentially a small man.
Holmes has good stuff. Just can't remain calm enough to handle the closers role.
Wells still great defensively.
Holmes!!!
Give Holmes credit: nice job.
Yes. Keep him behind the plate just drop him a little in the order.
HOLMES
What an offense.
HILL? HILL? HILL?
Boone just gave away the Series.
Yep, I give Holmes his propers...
HILL? FUCKING HILL?
Is Boone betting against the Yankees? I want an investigation, now.
I like the Hill hop he does after every pitch
Hill!
Zen koan: Why do sidearm pitchers like Hill, Quisenberry, Tekulve wear their pants way up high like Richard Nixon?
This is NOT the Hill to die on...
Oh, well, Hill. Pretty good choice. You gotta hand it to that Aaron Boone! :)
Well, hell, Hill. "I'd rather be lucky than good."
I was just going to ask if someone on our crack training staff could wash out Jazz's eyes. But hey...
Wtf is wrong with Chisholm's eyes? He was rubbing them yesterday, too. Contacts? Allergies?
Bunt?
JAZZ!!!!!!
Another great Cashman acquisition.
Jesus Christ, Chisholm. Unfuckingbelievable.
Where the hell was Jazz going? Why risk that? What was the point? Why risk this inning?
WTF is wrong with Yankee baserunners???
Jazzy Feet!
The Master is livid! The Yankees have to get the runner over! Especially now it's the post season!! Where is the bunt?? What was Jazz doing wandering of the base!! Where was Jazz going!!?!??!!???
So, the way baseball USED to be played, you got a guy on second, late in a one-run game, you would have the little guy up next bunt him over, hoping the power-hitting first baseman after him could hit a sac fly and give you a valuable run...
Unreal.
Oh yeah, coaching
...Now, you have the lead runner act like a moron until someone picks him off.
Can’t win championships with boneheaded base running…
Thanks Jazz - he stole a run from us
Rizzo is a rugged game-er!!! Broken fingers and all
Jazz wins tonight's Gleyber Award for Baserunning Excellence.
Rizzo!!!!
Would have been two runs if not for Chisholm.
But hey, better lucky than good!
Well, we have an RBI hit with a runner in scoring position, at least.
Big Tony!! Scores Little Tony!! The Tonys!!
Rizzo too???
"Run the bases like drunks!" That was John Sterling's actual call on the FAN. He is correct. The Master is PISSED.
WTF was that?
And...ran into ANOTHER pointless out. Quite a display of baseball out there tonight.
Unreal
Baserunners run amuck.
We were all feeling so good about Rizzo
The Master: "Boy, it that isn't the Yankees. That's what they do, run the bases like drunks!"
I bask in the glow the like of which we shall never again know.
I blame the concussion.
How much of this bad base running is Boone fault? Do you picture him stressing fundamentals and stressing the finer points? Or does he just try to be everybody's buddy?
Anthony Rizzo picked off and caught stealing 3rd base, catcher Austin Hedges to second baseman Andrés Giménez to third baseman José Ramírez to shortstop Brayan Rocchio to third baseman José Ramírez.
3 Outs.
Stands full of paying customers to witness that beer league shit.
Shift is working, for a change.
Hill is buzzing along. So yank him!
A thousand yesses on both!
Even if they win this game, you feel their luck running out. Like all the stupid will start to catch up with them in Game 3.
Good call Boone. Hill could have walked that runner all by himself. Now the right hander will be facing the lefty.
Good thing Hill is gone.
Boone is a schmuck.
Got out of the inning…
This TBS announcer says things that are amazingly wrong.
Kahnle did not pitch a flawless inning. He pitched to two guys, walked one, and got one out.
Anything Boone does is amazingly wrong.
I have the sound off. Such as?
JM, he's just trying to fit in.
Time for Judge to step up…
"I have the sound off"
I'm jealous.
There ya go!!!
Judge!!!!
Finally!
ALLLLLLLLL RRRIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Judge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Rise
Real, live, insurance runs
Breathing room.
Attaboy
Starr Insurance runs
Nice. And even a good at-bat for Wells. If he could get it back...but he still should not be hitting fourth.
Can I stop hearing about Clevelands lights out bullpen now 😒
👍👍👍👍👍
Ben Lively in. Former lover of Mistress Quickly.
If Judge has broken out of his slump, Cleveland are toast
Toby Belch will pitch the 9th.
I know tomorrow is an off-day, but I’d rather the Guardians didn’t get another chance to see Weaver, if it can be avoided.
That works if management thinks ahead. Toss-up at best.
What's with Weaver needing so many warmups in the bullpen? Could he have problems loosening up from throwing five outs yesterday? This is strange, and worrisome.
Ump wants to go home.
And now they know Weaver isn’t unhittable. Fuck you, Boone.
The-uhuhuhuh-huhUHUHUHhuhhhuhuh- AAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHaaahhh-ahahahahaaah-ahahahahhh-uh Uh Uh Uh Yankeeeeessseeessss WEEEEEEENNNNNNNE!
Yankees Win!!!
Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!
YANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magic number is 6.
Super Woooooooooooooooot
That was fucking exhausting.
Yeah, I’d forgotten what the post-season was like…
Their best performance yet in the post.
2 more please!
Thank you, Hinkey!
I dunno; Weaver got a little too much of the plate, pitching to their best hitter. You want to be aggressive in that situation, and not walk anybody...
...Meanwhile, as Joe of AZ notes, so much for Cleveland's vaunted bullpen. Yanks are finally ripping the ball; even Wells got some good swipes out there in his last at-bat...
Did we win the series yet? Asking for a friend…
...Sure, this Yankees team is perfectly capable of going into Cleveland and getting swept. But a win even though Cole had a lousy start and they ran the bases like drunks?
And here I am thinking that everclear was banned from clubhouses
Pulling your number one starter so quickly was tactically foolish, sends a message of panic through the club, and was a CYA move. Worse, it was strategically foolish because those bullpen arms aren't going to get stronger.
Bah, humbug...
We must remember not to forget what needs to be remembered
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