Can be a deceiver
Young, bright, even cleaner
Than Beaver Cleaver
Yet kills with his heater
Like dengue fever
Cincinnati weren't believers
DFA'd him, pulled the lever
New York thought him keener
Not as a starter, neither
Now the late-game Caesar
Star reliever
Overachiever
From kids to geezers
The Yankeeverse is flying in the ether
Heavy breathers
With Weaver Fever
7 comments:
Breathtaking lyricism, Alibi Ike
I worked on it for days.
A. I. - who do you want to perform your little gem?
Christopher Walken or Judy Dench
Maybe they can do a duet
Hey, wait a minute! His initials ARE AI! Is he a machine? How else could he write with such monstrous ingenuity???
Talkin like Walken, good choice. Nice poem.
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