Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Weaver Fever

Luke Weaver
Can be a deceiver
Young, bright, even cleaner
Than Beaver Cleaver
Yet kills with his heater
Like dengue fever
Cincinnati weren't believers
DFA'd him, pulled the lever
New York thought him keener
Not as a starter, neither
Now the late-game Caesar
Star reliever
Overachiever
From kids to geezers
The Yankeeverse is flying in the ether
Heavy breathers
With Weaver Fever



7 comments:

13bit said...

Breathtaking lyricism, Alibi Ike

Alibi Ike said...

I worked on it for days.

AboveAverage said...

A. I. - who do you want to perform your little gem?

Alibi Ike said...

Christopher Walken or Judy Dench

AboveAverage said...

Maybe they can do a duet

HoraceClarke66 said...

Hey, wait a minute! His initials ARE AI! Is he a machine? How else could he write with such monstrous ingenuity???

JM said...

Talkin like Walken, good choice. Nice poem.